The one-sheet for the comedy How to Lose Friends and Alienate People leaves me mostly confused. I was hoping you could help me with some unanswered questions.

First take a look at the poster (click to enlarge).

Then see if you can answer these:

1. How does he do that trick where the beer pours slow enough for a camera to catch the moment?

2. Does the & need to be so gigantic?

3. Is the snaggle-tooth Kirsten Dunst turning into Diane Lane or Elisha Cuthbert? Why is she standing on one leg?

4. Why is the ultra-hot Megan Fox laying sexily on a half of a couch while he drinks alone?

5. Is Simon Pegg doing his best impression of Sam the Eagle?

6. Why does Jeff Bridges look like Ron Perlman in “Beauty and the Beast?”

7. Most hilarious comedy of the year?!